Introducing Bubba Jesus’ Viper Roast
Bold Dark Roast. Light Notes of Regret. Injected with Pure Venom (Metaphorically… probably).
Description:
You ever drink a cup of coffee so strong it feels like it bit you back? That’s Viper Roast.
Crafted in a Tennessee shack by Bubba Jesus himself (after a vivid dream involving a rattlesnake, a lightning storm, and a tax audit), this dark roast is not for the faint of heart, the weak of will, or anyone who owns a decorative pillow.
This ain’t your office breakroom brew.
This is high-octane, kiss-your-sleep-goodbye, stare-down-your-inner-demons kind of coffee.
We roast it low and slow—like a BBQ pit for your soul—and bless it with just enough bite to remind you you’re alive.
Warning: May cause:
- Sudden clarity
- Increased masculinity
- The urge to fix things with duct tape
Why Buy It?
Because you’re not trying to sip life—you’re trying to wrestle it into submission and teach it a lesson. And every bag funds our Hombre Man mission to build a tribe of better men with stronger minds, fuller lives, and shakier hands (from the caffeine).
Available Sizes:
12 oz – For amateurs and philosophers
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